Comic conventions and fanboy events are the perfect place for not so attractive girls to costume up and feel the drooling gaze of a thousand pudgy horny pale men. If that’s your thing. And why the fuck not. Pudgy horny pale men tend to have jobs and decent credit and no arrest records. If I was a chick, my distant second choice of mates, after I’d run through every single other woman in the world, would be a pudgy horny pale man. That’s 50 shades of a dude who will get me whatever shit I want as long as I wear a cheapy nylon get-up and call myself Jean Grey. Mistress commands you to get her some beers and turn on the ballgame and then get the fuck out of your own place for a few weeks. Now, mortal.
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